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The NASP Quarterly: Spring '06 Edition

From the Editor
Another season is upon us and I mean after last year who knows what could happen.

Rumors still persist of Philip Rockhammer's retirement from staredown. Although he could not be reached for comment, his agent/manager "Cousin" Donnie Anderson, claims the rumors to be outrageous and part of some Patterson PR ploy.

"Listen, Philip is in the best condition of his life," continued Anderson, "there isn't a doubt in my mind that he will be back this season. We're looking for two in a row."

For the first time in the history of this publication, Tony Patterson was unavailable for comment.

We are all hoping that Tony's threats of starting his own staredown league are just that and that we'll see him back at the toe line real soon.

In this writers humble opinion the Patterson vs. Rockhammer rivalry was really needed in this sport. In the long run I think this may ultimately help launch staredown onto the sporting map.

Everyone around hopes to see both of these warriors back in the ring in 2006.

Mark Chipwood

Sincerely,
Mark Chipwood
Staredown Analyst/ NASP Quarterly Editor-In-Chief


Staredown Trivia (find the answer the next NASP Quarterly)
Name the officially who called last National Championship match?

* "The Bishop" Al Harris (answer to last issue's trivia question: Tony Patterson holds the lead in NASP career points. Who is second?)

Retirements
Still waiting to hear if those Rockhammer rumors are true.

Question of the Week:
If you win the 2006 National Championship what will you do with your NASP prize money?

"I wanna buy one of those MP3 thingamajiggers."
-Bobby "Big Man" Evans

"I'm gonna take Crissy Smithfield [Philip Rockhammer's girlfriend] to Paris for the weekend."

-Tony Patterson

"Any money will fund my crippling staredown addiction."
-Greg Doyle

"I'm buying a case of eye drops."
-Manuel Martinez

"New clothes."
-Bryce Davis

Upcoming Events
Face-Off Fresno (Fresno, CA) - March 12, 2006
The Birmingham Classic (Birmingham, AL) - April 2, 2006
Stare-Till-You-Drop Austin (Austin, TX) - April 23, 2006
The Portland Regional Classic (Portland, OR) - May, 21, 2006
The Greater Milwaukee Open (Milwaukee, WI) - May 28, 2006

The Smart Money (For entertainment purposes only)
Odds of winning Face-Off Fresno
Philip Rockhammer - 2 to 1
Tony Patterson - 2 to 1
Greg Doyle - 3 to 1
Andrew Arrington - 3 to 1
Jon LeCroy - 5 to 1
Stuart Cormier - 100 to 1
Andrew Weston - 500 to 1